To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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