Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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