her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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