ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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