I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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