I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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