Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Randomize
