I cockslap morals
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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