The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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