I could make wine with my vomit
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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