Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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