i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
now i know why i became what i already was.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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