Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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