when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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