His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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