Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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