K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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