"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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