Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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