Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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