Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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