i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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