thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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