This is not my ceiling
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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