she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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