I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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