It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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