and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So apparently I’m into choking now
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