high people should be assigned attendants
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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