Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
foreskin is a definite game changer
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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