Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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