The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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