I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A+ Viking dick
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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