i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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