Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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