I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Pants are for mortals
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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