He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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