I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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