Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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