Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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