I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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