Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The best revenge is premature balding
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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