margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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