You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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