i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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