marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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