batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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