Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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