Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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