Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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