I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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