I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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