she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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